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i'm mark. i live in chicago. here are some short stories for you, from me.

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9 January 12
alisable:

makemeachevy:

“A common approach in the presentation of acoustics is to concentrate on sinusoidal waves.”
Yup. That about sums it up. Serves me right for studying at 11pm on a Sunday night.

“Still, seven thousand dollars was not bad for a walk around the corner.”
Thank you, Steve Martin. - An Object of Beauty
SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS, GUYS. 
“Let’s review the cost-free techniques that we’ve learned so far for raising an achievement -oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet.” I knew it was smart to keep a Tina Fey book close by. Right on the mark.

“The battle was fought late the night before and finished in the morning.”
Shike. Book 2: Last of the Zinja a novel by Robert Shea. Ha!

alisable:

makemeachevy:

“A common approach in the presentation of acoustics is to concentrate on sinusoidal waves.”

Yup. That about sums it up. Serves me right for studying at 11pm on a Sunday night.

“Still, seven thousand dollars was not bad for a walk around the corner.”

Thank you, Steve Martin. - An Object of Beauty

SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS, GUYS.

“Let’s review the cost-free techniques that we’ve learned so far for raising an achievement -oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet.” I knew it was smart to keep a Tina Fey book close by. Right on the mark.

“The battle was fought late the night before and finished in the morning.”

Shike. Book 2: Last of the Zinja a novel by Robert Shea. Ha!

(Source: loveclaire)

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12 December 11
whathappensinvegasstayson:

Taken with instagram

when you’re made of money, it doesn’t really matter if the casino takes some.

whathappensinvegasstayson:

Taken with instagram

when you’re made of money, it doesn’t really matter if the casino takes some.

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Posted: 6:50 PM
whathappensinvegasstayson:

Taken with instagram

minutes after showing up to vegas, i became complete with my own entourage.

whathappensinvegasstayson:

Taken with instagram

minutes after showing up to vegas, i became complete with my own entourage.

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8 December 11
whathappensinvegasstayson:

Taken with Instagram at Cosmo rm 4612

this will be my view tomorrow night. dudes. seriously.

whathappensinvegasstayson:

Taken with Instagram at Cosmo rm 4612

this will be my view tomorrow night. dudes. seriously.

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Posted: 8:45 PM

las vegas

i wasn’t going to say anything, but this feels like a once in a lifetime thing.

me and twelve guys are about to make our friendships a lot stronger through a weekend of classy debauchery in las vegas. we are documenting it on a tumblr. it starts today. i join tomorrow. i hope i don’t regret sharing this.

http://whathappensinvegasstayson.tumblr.com/

ps - we will be wearing suits the entire time. here we go.

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5 December 11
andreadonadio:

you guys I started a new blog chronicling my vegan competition with my roommate Lenny!!! tell your friends, watch me WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fucksalads:

Okay, so this vegan thing. Whats it about? Why would I, someone who has never even tried or cared to be a vegetarian, subject themselves to such torture? First - a little background.
My name is Andrea Donadio and I am a 25 year old photographer living in Chicago with my roommate and fellow photographer Lenny Gilmore. We’re both pretty busy hustlin’ for that green (pun intended!), and being roommates we also see what the other eats… and maybe skim off of whatever is left in the fridge (to be fair I don’t think Lenny is guilty of this). I’m not going to lie, neither of us have been doing very good jobs at getting in all the food groups and when you’re working 50 + hours a week every meal feels like an emergency. So we decided we would go vegan for a week (after Thanksgiving) as a little experiment to hopefully establish better eating habits and see what all the hub bub was about. We thought it would be fun! Easy Peasy! We were fucking stupid wrong.
To deal with the hunger and the subsequent anger trash talk happened. Words were said. The stakes were raised. And what once started off as a cute bet between pals has now morphed into an epic battle of will between mortal enemies. Who will last longest? Who can force the other to break vegan edge first? And most importantly - Who can humiliate the other the most on this dirty starving path to VICTORY.  This blog is meant to be our account of the experience and an outlet for our cravings. There are no rules. There is no prize other than the obvious EPIC GLORY of KNOWING THAT YOU ARE A WINNER AND THAT LENNY IS A LOSER. 
ITS ON SHIT HEAD. 


enjoy your carrots. good luck, andrea.

andreadonadio:

you guys I started a new blog chronicling my vegan competition with my roommate Lenny!!! tell your friends, watch me WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucksalads:

Okay, so this vegan thing. Whats it about? Why would I, someone who has never even tried or cared to be a vegetarian, subject themselves to such torture? First - a little background.

My name is Andrea Donadio and I am a 25 year old photographer living in Chicago with my roommate and fellow photographer Lenny Gilmore. We’re both pretty busy hustlin’ for that green (pun intended!), and being roommates we also see what the other eats… and maybe skim off of whatever is left in the fridge (to be fair I don’t think Lenny is guilty of this). I’m not going to lie, neither of us have been doing very good jobs at getting in all the food groups and when you’re working 50 + hours a week every meal feels like an emergency. So we decided we would go vegan for a week (after Thanksgiving) as a little experiment to hopefully establish better eating habits and see what all the hub bub was about. We thought it would be fun! Easy Peasy! We were fucking stupid wrong.

To deal with the hunger and the subsequent anger trash talk happened. Words were said. The stakes were raised. And what once started off as a cute bet between pals has now morphed into an epic battle of will between mortal enemies. Who will last longest? Who can force the other to break vegan edge first? And most importantly - Who can humiliate the other the most on this dirty starving path to VICTORY.  This blog is meant to be our account of the experience and an outlet for our cravings. There are no rules. There is no prize other than the obvious EPIC GLORY of KNOWING THAT YOU ARE A WINNER AND THAT LENNY IS A LOSER. 

ITS ON SHIT HEAD. 

enjoy your carrots. good luck, andrea.

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3 December 11

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13 November 11

Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dót)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

I love that Dan Leu is on tumblr now, but I’m really bummed that he just couldn’t come out and say this to my face. puppypuppypuppypuppy

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8 November 11
marksmovember:

UH OH FIRST SHAVE OF THE MONTH. the moustache stands alone. be strong, little one. we’ll get through this.
donate here! http://mobro.co/mwetzel

check it out, babies. i’m getting closer to a stache! someone actually noticed today, said something about it, and it wasn’t an insult!!!

marksmovember:

UH OH FIRST SHAVE OF THE MONTH. the moustache stands alone. be strong, little one. we’ll get through this.

donate here! http://mobro.co/mwetzel

check it out, babies. i’m getting closer to a stache! someone actually noticed today, said something about it, and it wasn’t an insult!!!

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1 November 11
yo! i’m doing movember with my work, and if you care (and / or want to donate!!!!) here’s the blog for that. it’s going to be a fun time!
marksmovember.tumblr.com

yo! i’m doing movember with my work, and if you care (and / or want to donate!!!!) here’s the blog for that. it’s going to be a fun time!

marksmovember.tumblr.com

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