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9 January 12
alisable:

makemeachevy:

“A common approach in the presentation of acoustics is to concentrate on sinusoidal waves.”
Yup. That about sums it up. Serves me right for studying at 11pm on a Sunday night.

“Still, seven thousand dollars was not bad for a walk around the corner.”
Thank you, Steve Martin. - An Object of Beauty
SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS, GUYS. 
“Let’s review the cost-free techniques that we’ve learned so far for raising an achievement -oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet.” I knew it was smart to keep a Tina Fey book close by. Right on the mark.

“The battle was fought late the night before and finished in the morning.”
Shike. Book 2: Last of the Zinja a novel by Robert Shea. Ha!

alisable:

makemeachevy:

“A common approach in the presentation of acoustics is to concentrate on sinusoidal waves.”

Yup. That about sums it up. Serves me right for studying at 11pm on a Sunday night.

“Still, seven thousand dollars was not bad for a walk around the corner.”

Thank you, Steve Martin. - An Object of Beauty

SEVEN THOUSAND DOLLARS, GUYS.

“Let’s review the cost-free techniques that we’ve learned so far for raising an achievement -oriented, obedient, drug-free, virgin adult: Calamity, Praise, Local Theater, and flat feet.” I knew it was smart to keep a Tina Fey book close by. Right on the mark.

“The battle was fought late the night before and finished in the morning.”

Shike. Book 2: Last of the Zinja a novel by Robert Shea. Ha!

(Source: loveclaire)

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